"Old" is when . . .

Oops! Not that it matters but I missed an entry for June. No-one ever reads this thing anyway! hehe! So here's one for July. It's another GEM from Bob Noel that asks:
ARE YOU GETTING OLD ???
"OLD" IS WHEN . Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Pick one; I can't do both!"
"OLD " IS WHEN ... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
"OLD" IS WHEN A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
"OLD" IS WHEN . Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
"OLD" IS WHEN . You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
"OLD" IS WHEN . You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.
"OLD" IS WHEN ."Getting a little action" means you don't need to take any fiber today.
"OLD" IS WHEN "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.
"OLD" IS WHEN . An "all nighter" means not getting up to use the bathroom.
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"OLD" IS WHEN You are not sure these are jokes.